I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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