Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
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