And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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