? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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