when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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