What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
the "happy anniversary" cake for my mom and dad is about to turn into the "yeah, that's a hickey, welcome back from italy" cake.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
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