Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
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