could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
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