who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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