How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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