White coat. Heels.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
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