And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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