I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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