so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
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