I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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