Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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