with your own penis?
Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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