not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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