dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
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