absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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