suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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