I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Just sold all of my pants in order to buy tonight's whiskey. Goodbye, high functioning alcoholism. Hello, Dad.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
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