He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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