yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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