You work out of a Hotel?
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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