Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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