It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
My dick has a subreddit
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Randomize
