Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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