That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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