I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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