Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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