Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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