As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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