OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
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