they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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