Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
