the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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