don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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