i always forget guys have bellybuttons
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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