1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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