dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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