You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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