READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Naked. naked and bneed help.
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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