Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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