kristin has been a bad kristin
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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