Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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