I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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