Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
are you so shy because you have an std?
He had one of those small greek statue penises
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Blow job season was short but glorious.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
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