HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
Do you have feelings for this penis?
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