I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
No subtext here. People are naked.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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